Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

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Punales

Gay. More specifically the gay relationship between Batman and Robin.

Robin: Oh Bruce, I can't wait for our romantic getaway in Vegas for the Final Four...it's so...Brokeback.

Bruce: Me either Robin. Me either.

Whack: Wow you guys are complete Punales.

by Whack4Life March 26, 2011

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el poual diablo

the demon chicken. a 7 foot high wall of solid chicken muscle. this chicken hates all of mankind for deep frieing and eating its fellow chicken brethren. it will stop at nothing to kill any human who chews on a crusty chicken wing. colonal sanders watch out.

AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrgghhhhh! its el poual diablo!!!
el poual diablo: yes it is i el poual diablo. i have freed my chicken brethren and now i have come for you!

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

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Pownal, Vermont

not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...

Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."

by 802daisyduke February 23, 2011

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