politicians

-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music

that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me

by it's a lie February 26, 2005

politician

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

wiener politics

When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.

I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

New Politics

Awesome Alternative Rock band from Copenhagen, Denmark and currently resides in New York City. Known for singles "Yeah Yeah Yeah" and "Dignity". Has only released one album so far: "New Politics".

Dude 1: "Hey dude, have you heard of the band New Politics?"

Dude 2: Yes, THEY ARE FREAKIN AWESOME.

by ModernRocker February 19, 2012

Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.

Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.

by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012

Political Atheist

One who is too intelligent and informed to believe any of the political ideologies being pushed today. Their knowledge of government has evolved to the point that they cannot trust, in any way, shape, or form the fairy tales and coincidences peddled by people in power, regardless of the party a politician proclaims him/herself to be in. A political atheist understands that these people tend to be the worst of humanity-- greedy, sociopathic, narcissistic, lying criminals and are not worthy of supporting; especially not with a vote.

To trust a politician is the ultimate act of misplaced faith.

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

-Mark Twain, political atheist

by Marshemellow September 1, 2016

political correctness

Can be considered pejorative. noun, A term used earliest by American conservatives to neutralize discussions on prejudice in the United States. Used to imply political rights are being taken away from the speaker by the target. Target is implied to be an authoritarian no matter whether or not any actual rights are abridged, thusly most occurrences of the term are used in straw man arguments.

A: You dirty wop.
B: Hey, you're racist!
A: That's political correctness! You're trying to take away my 1st Amendment rights!
B: You're dumb. I'm calling you out, that's all.
A: And thusly, you're more of a racist, than I am!

by CA.B. February 4, 2007