PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

by Captain47 November 22, 2011

poating

To be unnessicerily slow with hidden love or crushing, almost like having a crush but putting off talking to them for an unnessicerily long time because you are afraid they are too good or not interested. Most poaters think highly of themselves, but are not sure if there crush knows if they exist, or gives a care. Poating is considered cowardly by boys, yet lots of them do it. Girls do too, but it is less obvious, and less frowned upon. e.g. "I know a lot of girls that poat in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!" Poating is a habit.

It can also mean chasing local boats on lakes that you do not know (lets say, if you are out of state) and seeing where all the good fishing spots are. Most poaters are seen as annoying and sometimes cheaters.

"I know a lot of girls that are poating in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!"

by DtrB, in the house September 2, 2008

Potting

The laziest word to describe the consumption of marijuana.

Don't get your hopes up, you're nice and all, but she's only dating you because she doesn't have enough money for potting on her own.

by I_Was_An_RA?? September 15, 2010

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

potatonet

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

Potatoons

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

Potatoist

A person that segregates potato’s based on color in a pan or how they eat them and decides the quality of said potatoes by color this is potato racism

You are a potatoist a racist against potato's

by Anti potatoist May 30, 2022