Postpwned

Anything occurring immediately after any form of pwnge.

Sadly, the monkey bar accident was postpwned

by Captain Legend November 23, 2009

postpwned

To utterly and completely dominate another individual verbally via an online forum post. To destroy someone in text to the point they have no effective come back. To make someone eat their own posted words and leave them with their tail between their legs.

Kyle was being an arrogant jerk on the forums, until Mike responded and postpwned his dumbass. Then he just made some snide arrogant comment and left the thread.

by DH1234 April 7, 2009

postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020

PostPone

people in Tallahassee use this to describe fire music

bruhhh dat shit was PostPone

by Nizzle Shizz July 15, 2020

Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

by Minor October 13, 2019

Postbone

To reject an evening at the pub with your mate in favour of a dalliance with a plucky lady who's offering to play your pink flute

Looking forward to tonight Andy?

I was til Bloody Paul decided to postbone cos he's off on a promise with Gladys!!!

by Scarey71 November 29, 2017

Postponaut

An astronaut who's launch got cancelled or postponed.

Astronaut 1: "Mate, have you seen the forecast? There is a 75% chance that our launch will be postponed."
Astronaut 2 "Man, I would hate be a postponaut, but we sure seem to be heading that way..."

by Reds39 November 24, 2019