purposeful porpoise

an accidental dolphin, but on purpose

I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.

by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

porpoise hole

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.

Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

on porpoise

on purpose

she meant to sing that way. it was on porpoise

by Jocelyn Wildenstein January 14, 2009

Porpoise

An animal of supreme beauty and power: the porpoise is a sign of great wisdom and well-being in ancient Chinese mythology

I saw a porpoise today

by Logangstee November 12, 2018

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

gargling porpoise

When during oral sex, the ejaculate is so voluminous and forceful that it completely fills all sinuses in the skull, exiting forcefully via the nostrils, possibly ears, and in the rare case, eyes. So named for the both the resemblance in sound and the similar way that porpoises exhale via their blow-hole.

She made me sperm so hard, I ended up giving her a gargling porpoise. She really sounded like one, too. She had to see a ENT doctor.

by Mountin Merl March 6, 2007