pokehoe

A person who’s life revolves around Pokémon Go and would preform oral sex to “get the next one”.

My date spent the whole time on her/his phone playing Pokémon Go, she/he is a Pokehoe.

by Masker2424 September 14, 2019

PokéHoe

A person who is addicted to Pokemon Go! Who is willing to go out at all times of night and day, no matter the time, weather and etc.. just to catch pokemon. Who screams Pokemon is life Hoe!!! To cars stuck between them because there trying to catch pokemon.

Jes forces her bf to go pokemon hunting at 2am.
Why? Her bf asked. Her response "Pokemon is life Hoe" That's when her bf realizes that his gf is a PokéHoe

by Vonhavikq September 6, 2020

Posefortenterfull

Posefortenterfull means sitting down and doing a big sigh.

when he Posefortenterfulls he means business

by POOEHWPINSIJN May 8, 2022

posthomeously

After an individual returns home from work or an activity outside the home.

"No spoilers about the game tonight guys, I'm gonna have to watch it posthomeously."

by soupodope March 21, 2023

Poseroff

This is a law enforcement who always has the tough guy attitude. However, research has shown that hes a poseroff. that officer more than likely has more mental health issues than me. The statistics are as follows. Seventy percent of officers marriages fail ending in divorce. 33% of officers consider committing suicide. More officers commit suicide than die in the line of duty. Officers careers are spent dealing with negative images. Corruption is rampant in Law Enforcement. So remember that dick who has you pulled over HES WEAK and he'll violate your civil rights commit crimes against you and abuse his authority.

Why was that poseroff crying in the parking lot. Because hes not as tough as we thought.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

Posphote

A noun.
Posphote is a subdimensional unit used for calculating the positive and negative of f(nL). The posphotic unit of dimensions.

Posphote usage:

(1,0)f,(2,0)f,(3,0)f
slider of f: <CURRENT NUMBER>
Label for all points: Pos.Neg. of f(nL)

by urdailydingtionary June 3, 2024

Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025