parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.

Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.

by Kat McGat April 23, 2006

posers

Someone who isn't what the are posing as. (example: goth)

Heather is posing as a goth

by FrigginPoet May 17, 2003

Posers

A guy/girl/person( of any gender inbetween) that tries to be something they aren't and thinks they are really cook while being all poserish. The normal poser is an emo kid poser which is usually called scene. Poser kids are stupid. And Fags. Get a life posers.

"Dude lets go check out that new anime stuff!"
"YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD."
"We are so emo dude.."
"Yeah.."
(man from afar)
"Wow, what posers"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

posers

a person who does things like wear skateboarding shirts but doesnt actually skateboard

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

posebag

Person who is a poser, but also does a poor job of trying to emulate the style, fashion or activity.

Portmanteau of "poser" and "douche-bag" or "scum-bag" or even "trash-bag".

Mike just bought the Kayne CD and the next day he was wear wearing bling and showing underwear instead of his usual three piece suit. What a posebag.

by don't use air conditioning August 10, 2008

posers

Girls of Playboy, for example.

Slipknot are posers too.

by butt June 4, 2003

posers

Somebody who likes a band at first then it gets on MTV and they start hatin em'. It not there damn fought they got on MTV they did say "Hey My songs so rawkin why dont u put it on the list for the top 10 voting?"

"Man I hate TBS!" and 5 weeks ago they said "Dude TBS is the best fuckin band ever!"

by Kelly April 20, 2005