Portsmouth Steamer 

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

Portsmouth Steamer by bill April 7, 2005

Portsmouth Steamer 

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

Portsmouth Steamer by The Circle April 6, 2005

Portsmouth Plumber 

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

Portsmouth Plumber by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Portsmouth FC 

Discusting team. All inbred. Funny looking creatures. Skates

You support Portsmouth fc you must be inbred mush

Portsmouth FC by Hahahhahahallllehhehe May 6, 2019

Portsmouth FC 

The best football team outside the top 4 and the best team on the south coast. FA Cup winners and Asia Cup Winners Respectivly, and Runners up in the Community Sheild. Thier Local Rivals, Scumhampton, Are uber crap and are on the brink of going down into the non-league.
Play Up Pompey. :)

1- I support Portsmouth FC.
2- Oh really? i support southampton FC.
1- Who?

Portsmouth FC by Pompey4life October 12, 2008

Portsmouth FC 

Portsmouth FC or Portsmouth Football Club, Is a small football team on the south coast of England managed by a fat ageing man. Portsmouth FC are also one of the most overated teams in Premiership Football with a team entirely made up of OAP's and rejects of decent clubs.
The team play their home games at Fratton Park, which resembles a recreation ground.
One of the main supporter chants of this club is
"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up"
This is commonly returned to them by the oppostion fans as,
"Fuck off Pompey, Pompey Fuck off"
Portsmouth FC spend each football season desperately trying to avoid relegation.

Guaranteed six points for all opposition of Portsmouth FC

Portsmouth FC by TWM July 1, 2006

Portsmouth, Ohio 

Portsmouth is a city in the U.S. state of Ohio and the county seat of Scioto County. The municipality is located on the northern banks of the Ohio River and east of the Scioto River in Southern Ohio. The population was 20,909 at the 2000 census.

I'm bringing Portsmouth, Ohio back!

Portsmouth, Ohio by BooyaOhiobit June 12, 2008