tummy porridge

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.

"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

by King brosh colington November 13, 2015

Makin' Porridge

A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."

Tyler's email read:

Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.

Makin' Porridge.
Tyler

by richard bullard barnes August 9, 2010

sex porridge

Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk

im going to sprey my sex porridge all over you!

by WADDO November 2, 2007

stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

Anal Porridge

Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

by Rational Gal June 19, 2012

population porridge

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

by sac March 20, 2004

porridge nigger

Much like porridge wog
Used to describe Scottish people or people of Scottish decent.

It's particularly used to describe those who lick the boot of their imperial masters.

The porridge nigger did anything the Englishman told him.

by Balnagask77 December 26, 2016