Porridge fail 

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.

-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"

Porridge fail by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009

Porridge Brain 

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

Porridge Brain by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

Porridge ou 

A porridge ou is the best kind of indian.They are descendents of true india Tamils,and are found almost exclusively in South Africa. You will be able to easily identify them by their generous nature,fondness of any VW polo,and their typically thick accent.Porridge ous are Tamil.They are generally dark/medium in complexion,how ever there are always a couple of them who are lighter skin.Porridge ous are the most loyal and trustworthy people,and when in unity they can accomplish anything

Ekse my vrou's balie is a porridge ou

Porridge ou by South african dictionary February 15, 2021

porridge stirring 

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

porridge stirring by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Porridge Trumpet 

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,

"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"

Porridge Trumpet by Raffandjeff February 21, 2009

porridge gun 

Male erection... fully loaded.

is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!

porridge gun by rahh June 11, 2006

porridge wog 

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

porridge wog by bigmeuprudeboy October 13, 2003