portage

The system that Gentoo Linux uses to find and compile packages for your system from a number of servers. This makes the applications on the computer optimized because they are compiled from scratch.

Portage is an awesome way to get opensource programs!

by Resonant November 20, 2004

Portage La Prairie

A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.

Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

portage

Portage is an alright place besides all the preppy sluts in portage Northen and preppy heroin addicts in portage central. But hey i live here and i dont complain because i go to PCEC(we arent f***ing deadbeats)so dont fucking say that shit.And it has a pretty okay mall. There is also some hot guys in Portage.Other than that it's full or nice houses and trailerparks.

Portage is F***ing great for preppy heroin addicts

by gonjagirl October 15, 2006

parrage

To party and rage at the same time, most commonly at a rave

We're gonna go to the EDM concert and parrage.

by Teevi July 11, 2016

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade

Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members

by random person who went here August 2, 2021

soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 7, 2017