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pornstars

Male or Female; usualy female who has passed through several tests of time and penitration to become a sub-celeb status in the adult film world. Some of the best porn stars are anne howe, dagney and christina young
omg! dude is that! it is! do we ask for an autograph or a blowjob?
by hank h June 6, 2005
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Son of a Pornstar

1. Male offspring of a legend

2. Expression denoting angst, exasperation or vexation followed by a brief or otherwise lengthy explanation of the situation. Used in place of the popular outcry "Son of a Bitch" when something slightly more derogatory and insulting is needed.
1. Jim: "Hey man, what happened last night?"

Eric: "I don't know man. I found this group of Swedish foreign exchange students. One thing lead to another I guess. Anyways, I woke up with 10 beautiful, blonde chicks and that homeless guy who sits on 5th street... I was the only one who spoke English."

Jim: "You son of a pornstar! Your mother would be proud."

2. "Son of a Pornstar! This isn't weed its oregano! You have got to be the most worthless person I know. Did someone pee inside your mother before they came?"
by mpenzi January 16, 2011
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pornstar doppleganger

Gauge is Sandra's pornstar doppleganger, what with that tight little body and curly hair.
by C Brown January 31, 2008
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pornstar princess

Any girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like a princess but when they have sex he treats her like a dirty hooker, or a pornstar.
Kyle: Man how's Bree doing?
Danny: She's great, that's my pornstar princess.
by BrysontaylorC July 22, 2017
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Pornstar Guide

Pornstar Guide

So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you

Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK

Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch

Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K

Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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Vanilla Pornstar

Pornstar that lives a career of unexciting, normal, conventional, boring sex.
That Audrey Bitoni is such a Vanilla Pornstar.
by Danger Josh October 27, 2014
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Oreo Pornstar

When a black girl only likes to be filled with white men.
Tyrell: Dayum son you see that kelly girl, imma get on that
Manilito: Naw mayne, she only likes white guys, Kelly is a oreo pornstar
by kummy September 17, 2014
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