porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

Porzingoat

Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.

Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!

by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009

pornling

A child born out of a contraception malfunction during a porno.

Did you hear about Ron Jeremy's pornling? Now the dude wants child support.

by dvk aok December 27, 2007

Pornigami

Origami made using paper with pornographic pictures on it, giving you a fine piece of folded art, with bits and pieces of nudity and sex scene seen on it. Pages from magazines such as Penthouse or Playboy may provide the proper folding material.

Guy: Why is there a nipple on that crane?

Girl: I used your Playboy to make some pornigami!

by mystery bear April 2, 2009

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014