porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

Porkin It

Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.

Fun though.

Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!

by Larry Mcgrieger May 3, 2008

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

Spam-Porking

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003