pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

Pornstar Principle

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

Porble

Porbles are the creatures that inhabit the Portal Fantasy universe. They range from small critters scurrying amongst the woodland, to elegant creatures soaring above the mountain-tops, to ferocious beasts inhabiting harsh fire-torn lands.

Kal: Quick! Capture that Porble!

by WeebletonWombleton November 22, 2022

pornstar doppelganger

An adult film star, typically female, who resembles a friend or acquaintance, etc. Generally, the adult film star serves as a stand-in in fantasies about that acquaintance.

Don't you think Brooke looks like Jenna Haze?
Jenna Haze is definitely Brooke's pornstar doppelganger.

by CT Brown January 6, 2008

Porb

Porb is a common search term in Google that is the result of fast lazy search typing when searching for adult content. Be sure to clear your browsing history as if porb comes up in history people will be suspicious.

Sources: The pioneer of porb: www.porb.info

I was searching for porn on Google but accidentally searched for porb

by 1 tip for wrinkles May 8, 2015

Porbis

Porbis is an incredible word that I invented. It has no solid definition and can be used contextually in many instances, or as an acknowledging response to a statement or question.

"Damn this history coursework got me feeling porbis as heck"

Statement: "I have had a bad day"
Response: "porbis lol"

by King Of Porbis September 14, 2021

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007