Emergency Pooh

You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.

There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".

This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).

Mark: Oh man I've eaten way too much, my gut is going to explode
Mike: Don't worry mate, just action an Emergency Pooh!

by MikeL1983 December 21, 2006

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Panda Pooh

Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

I was at work and suddenly i had to Panda Pooh.

I feel sick since i ate Panda Express I need to Panda Pooh.

I just took a Panda Pooh so dont go in that bathroom

by chad the legend July 21, 2007

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

poohboe

Poohboe: A smelly cat who continues to defy your requests.

Generally just stinks about the place.

"Poohboe! You dirty little fart fuck !"

by Lord Fartsquire January 20, 2017

Poochi

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009