poster's remorse 

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

poster's remorse by earpuller July 21, 2006

pooter slap 

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

pooter slap by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Pooter Scooter 

A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

Pooter Scooter by GiGi Bug December 9, 2008

Pooter Scooter 

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

Pooter Scooter by DickBurns May 6, 2014

miss porter's

Catholic all girls school found near 50 cent's house in the middle of nowhere (Conneticut). So called prestigious, but then again, how can things near 50 cent be prestigious? Well anyways, to sum it up, a school full of premadonna drunk schoolgirls.

Haha, she goes to Miss Porter's.

miss porter's by Mr Porter October 15, 2006

pooter shooter

a womans poop shooter

a screwed your mom's pooter shooter

pooter shooter by hey hey September 27, 2003

pooter-stitcher-upper 

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

pooter-stitcher-upper by C.M.S. April 28, 2005