Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Poorinate

When one has a dump shit and also urinates at the same time. Also known as Poorination and the pastense is Poorinated

Dave Smith poorinated all over the floor and it was messy.

by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007

Pootinanny

A vagina, referred to with a southern origin (much like the term "kooter).

"Dude, she totally puts out last night!"

"Oh really? And how was that pootinanny?

by Doug Life TTP July 20, 2018

porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you

Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.

by phreak136 August 4, 2005

Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

by SLapshArd September 20, 2016

Pooxting

Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.

I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.

by bdcustoms July 30, 2010