Porthead 

Someone who smokes alot of Newport cigarettes.

Jon: I'm gonna light up a another port.

Bobby: Damn dude, your a porthead!

Porthead by P0rthead69 October 22, 2009

porthory

Terrible spelling of the word "Port Authority"

I am become bus oorater for porthory.

porthory by tryanoorater May 31, 2011

Portholio 

Noun

Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o

An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.

**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.

Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?

Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.

Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.

Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.

Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.

Frank: You said it.

Sam: You sly devil, you.

Portholio by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Poorch 

Not rich

Friend 1: “You’re rich.”
Friend 2: Nah, I’m poorch.”

Poorch by jktvman January 6, 2023

mexican porthole  

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.

where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!

mexican porthole by bubbles may October 23, 2008

portholio 

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

portholio by Circushead July 4, 2006

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

willy porthole by TanyaBo May 22, 2011