poodletwat

having a sexually active relationship with a dog preferably a poodle

Dude Nic and Tommy are gettin hella poodletwat bro

by Success55 October 20, 2009

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

pookle

the act of urinating and deficating in the same visit to the restroom. originating from the combination of the words poop and tinkle.

"I have to take a pookle!"

by steph and nick February 11, 2006

Pookle

Verb - Meaning to poop and tinkle at the exact same moment.

Dude I was so scared during that storm that I nearly pookled.

Have you ever been so sick that you pookled?

by SSC-RAP October 28, 2010

Pookles

A shy gentleman with less than average looks - commonly a pot-belly and balding.

Pookles ate all the Pizza!
If you keep eating those cream biscuits, you'll end up a Pookles.

by Terryrip November 8, 2007

pooplets

a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression

Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.

by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019

pookle

hilda

pookle jeepson

by alice is cool May 16, 2021