pootyjiggle

1. n. a fart 2. v. to flatulate 3. n. a farfanuggen

1. Ah man, I let out a pootyjiggle during class and now I have to go to detention.
2. I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she pootyjiggled whilst having intercourse.

by mremingtonb August 5, 2008

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

poofter

another word for a homosexual

you fucking poofter!

by UnKnown February 13, 2003

poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

by poofyfinger November 24, 2006

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

Pooty-doo

Pooty-doo when your pussy smells worse than your booty doo

Vanessa fine I would smash if it wasn’t for the pooty-doo

by Clint Morning Wood April 11, 2019