rib pontoons 

a big set of breasts

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!

rib pontoons by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006

postboned 

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed

My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.

postboned by First.Last January 30, 2017

Cotton Pontoon 

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.

Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!

Cotton Pontoon by Newftronics April 25, 2011

pontoons

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.

"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."

pontoons by dirt burgler April 5, 2003

Pontoon 

a fat chick

When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag

Pontoon by Gabe Benitez July 18, 2011

Pontooning 

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.

Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...

Pontooning by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

pontoon animal 

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.

Holy poop that bitch is a pontoon animal

pontoon animal by Wada November 19, 2005