Pollution

Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.

Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!

by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018

pollution nihilism

the belief that "pollution is all around us, there is nothing we can do about it"

-"global warming is a normal climate change"
-"Rita, i hate to break it to you, but u have a case of pollution nihilism"

by killerducky April 22, 2011

hootin bout pollution

v. to cause a big stir about non- important events.

Some hippie at school was handing out flyers and hootin bout pollution

by CashMoneRaven June 6, 2011

Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.

I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.

by fat marie April 15, 2009

Self Pollution

An archaic medical term for Masturbation that was used in the 1800s, 1700s, and probably earlier.

There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand and Self Pollution is but one.

by holloway May 9, 2011

noise pollution

According to AC/DC, not Rock N' Roll.

"Rock N' Roll Ain't noise pollution, Rock N' Roll Ain't gonna die rock n' roll ain't noise pollution rock n' roll will never die."

by Paulness May 31, 2005

ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.

Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!

by Telephony May 3, 2016