by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003
Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021
To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.
by Cronnick January 27, 2004
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by Jic Bassey January 3, 2021
Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart
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