A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.
Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.
by Jankthetank March 12, 2020
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Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.
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Noun.
What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
by unfromcool April 16, 2014
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So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Some administrative bodies, for example the Australian Gamer Police, have a reputation of satirical humour and offensive dark comedy on the Twitter, and in turn get a bad rap, becoming victim to a barrage of attacks by typically liberal and left-leaning Twitter users. The committee is also known for exposing the unusual high level of NPC behaviour and infiltration on the platform, as well as sharing a resemblance to and partnership with the groups gang weed and the anti-furry legion. They can be characterised by an obsession with Hotline Miami and the aesthetics of Cyber-Punk.
Kevin: "I'm really worried about my old mate Warren, he said the n-word on a PUBG server a couple night back and I haven't heard from him since"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
Davo: "I wouldn't be surprised if he'd been arrested taken into custody by The Gamer Police, It's not like them to let that language slip in the Gamer Community"
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