PMP

Penis Master Pa

See that kid Kyle, he is the PMP

by Kraftyy September 12, 2018

pmp

pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit

Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen

by urlocalsmartass February 20, 2022

Pmp

peeing my pants; idk my friend made it up when she was high

lol that was funny im pmp

by whatsahillie April 21, 2020

pmp

practice makes perfect

How’d you get so good?

Pmp!

by zokue101 July 27, 2019

pmp

pride month post, used for instagram or any social media post

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

by anonymous June 15, 2022

pmp

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

“oh my god I just got hit on by a 50 year old cashier pmp”
“PMPPPP”

by spyderjade July 22, 2022