plozza

an annoying australian teenager, usually pays footy, obnoxiously loud and is pretty facially deformed.

usually travels in packs

gives him and his buddies a suffix "-zza" at the end of their names, Ex: "tom." becomes "TOZZZZAAAAAAA😛😛😛😛😛💣💣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊"

watches superbowl in class, when they're australian.

has ultimate rizz on the woodwork teacher.

average guy 1: *walking innocently down the side walk*
group of plozzas: *re arranges spinal cord like its lego*
plozza 1: RAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE FOOTY
plozza 2: MY SNAPCSORE JUST WENT UP BY 2 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

by DarcyThe_CHEEZ_982 February 26, 2023

Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.

1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.

by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009

PUZZ

In any billiards game, getting into correct position for next ball.

I made the shot and got perfect puzz.

by JD Decatur May 20, 2021

puzzlewit

Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.

If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.

by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

Puzzle Up!

Typed or yelled after hearing a problem. Addressed to all in on the discussion, asking what they think. Texted PUP!

Jerry: My computations for entropy aren't converging!
Roger: Puzzle up!

by jcarpen April 3, 2011

Puzzle Juice

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.

“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.

Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.

by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021