The potential for a girl to gain weight as time goes by, whether by having a child or just through genetics, thereby destroying her attractiveness and causing immense frustration and regret to her spouse or boyfriend.
Sarah has a nice body at age 21, but after meeting her heavy-set mother and seeing what the future holds, Sarah has the plumptential to balloon up to 265 lbs. after hitting 30 and crapping out children.
by Ernst Blofeld January 14, 2010
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Get the plumper mug.Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
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1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012
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