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Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.
Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
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phacebook phucked

The effect of having everyone of your Facebook Friends emailed a phishing scam or malware link from YOUR facebook account when you, in actuallity, had nothing to do with it. I swear!
To all of my friends: I am SOOOO SORRY. I did NOT send you that malware link. I have been phacebook phucked, AGAIN!
by Nerdy Redhead December 12, 2010
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phucked up

The state of being under the influence of (unprescribed) pharmaceutical drugs.
Dude I got PHUCKED up on those Xannys last night
by crispe3 January 26, 2017
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Feather Plucker Syndrome

A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.

This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.

However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.
The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"

"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party
Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.
by Joedafan August 19, 2019
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Pucked

The act of inserting a hockey stick into the rectal cavity of another person, usually a homosexual partner. However, "pucking" someone can also occur when two straight males argue over something trival, and one sticks a hockey stick up the other's ass.
Whoa, J. Wire just pucked Bull!!!!

If you don't admit that the Vancouver Canucks are a shitty team, I'm gonna puck you.
by Bull_it February 28, 2011
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Penis Plucker

A special tool used for plucking hairs on the male genitilia. Often resulting in little red bumps, but also resulting in a softer and smoother cock.
Shayla:"So Tyler got a new penis plucker, and it works miriacles!"
Megan:"Did it result in a softer and smoother cock?"
Shayla:"Smoothest I have ever caressed."
Megan:"Penis pluckers are cool."
by Megssss and shayy September 26, 2008
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