plowed

getting fucked without a condom

i didn't realise you were so eager to get plowed

by gretallia May 9, 2011

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Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.

Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!

by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010

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Ploedy

(PL-OH-DEE)

when you're watching Nickelodeon while busting a nut and you accidentally spill hot sauce on your nuts

"Dude I was just trying to have a nice night to myself...y'know, jacking off to Nickelodeon, until it resulted in a ploedy because I was eating popeyes"

by Moolester Sylvester March 14, 2018

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Plover mother

Parents that never control their kids and then blame or attack others if they're hurt or in trouble. ( plovers are an Australian bird who let their chicks roam freely and violently swoop anyone that comes near)

This kid just ran straight into me and his crazy plover mother started screaming at me like I'd hurt him deliberately.

by Dutchy70 September 12, 2019

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