Polyp Plopper

The name for an individual who never wants to do anything but play video games. Used especially in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

-"Did you invite Dave to the party?"
-"Yeah, I did, but he's too busy playing Call of Duty. That dude's a total Polyp Plopper."

by Winifred the Whacky Wombat January 19, 2021

name-plopper

name-dropper who drops a name which fails to resonate

Jabaca tried to impress the group by name-dropping all the fancy-pants names she blew, but her efforts fell flat as we'd never heard of those pricks, thus making her a name-plopper.

by Csquared460 August 4, 2019

Patty Plopper

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Plopper

Another word for butt

"Those beans are destroying my plopper"

by poopie_mayor January 13, 2020

Jalapeños Plopper

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019