Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Plonder

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

Plobnrg

Awesome

Yo, my day was totally plobnrg today.

by msjoejonas October 16, 2009

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

Phoonge

A Phoonge or Foonge is a sour look on ones face. A look of malcontent or distain. pronounced (foo-nge)

I can see by the Phoonge on your face you must be having a most terrible day.

or-
Seriously, please wipe that Phoonge off of your face... you're starting to bring me down.

by Brilliantlights July 3, 2011