ponked

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol

maaaaaan i am ponked!!

by Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 26, 2008

plonkerdink

If someone acts different to what they normally wouldnt , funnily .

Danny is acting like a plonkerdink .

by Tinytodger84 November 7, 2018

Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Plonker

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

by xJess. June 28, 2010

plonker

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

by KL June 27, 2003

Plunked

Plunking is when you are engaging your partner in foreplay and get to the point right before initiating intercourse and suddenly your erection goes away and you are no longer able to perform intercourse

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and we were right about to have sex and the dog walked in the room and I plunked

by Tman7475 December 30, 2018