plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018

Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".

NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.

by Clint March 26, 2004

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

plobbernoodal

A person who fucks every single person they find on their ancestry.com tree without a condom. Usually used as an insult, a plobbernoodal is considered the low of the low in society and being called a plobbernoodal is typically worse than being referred to as the big gay.

Damn, that kid is really a bitch. What a plobbernoodal.

by bukklao August 13, 2018

Phobophobiaphobia

the act of being afraid of the fear of getting scared

Jared got phobophobiaphobia again yesterday.

by imafuckincunt May 28, 2020

Plobe

To pull/tug on one's or others ear lobes.

Purpose - Enjoyment, pleasure, retaliation, frustration, and/or sexual proposition.

I'm guna plobe it up tonight.

That guy just got totally plobed.
Yea he's a bit plobescent doesn't really know much about it.
The NPA won't get off my back, I think it's because of all the Alien Plobing I've been doing. Hopefully they don't put me on Plobation
Oh my sweet porpoise that guy just Space Plobed him and now he has cancer... I.. hmm...
NAPA have just released several Ploble Space Telescope photos of some very serious Alien Space Plobes heading to Earth. No one knows how long until they reach Earths atmosphere. Plobeably, 3 to 4 weeks.

by Lord Sexobeat June 27, 2013