peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

Peeing in the same bowl

When two people are experiencing the same thing.

Michael :" hey whats up "

Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "

by BeatboxingBeavers December 4, 2009

stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse

Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.

by I’m helpful February 5, 2020

Peeing on my peeny

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020

Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

Plebing it

1.Expression used by one who must take a job(s) in customer service/waiting tables/collections/dog walking/lab experiments/telemarketing/cleaning services in order to pay one's bills.

2. Expression used by those who feel overqualified and outraged by their self-perceived low status, low income job. Especially since they have college degrees, usually from liberal arts schools.

Related: "To plebe it."
"plebe moment"
"plebe-afied"
"plebe opportunity"

Usage:

1. "Damn it, every morning I wake up totally feeling like that 'time to make the donuts guy,''cause ever since my husband walked out on me and the kids, I've just been plebing it to keep a roof over our heads!"

2. "But Dad, your fascist attitude regarding my staying at this firm a moment longer thoroughly shows that you have no idea how much I'm plebing it! This Orwellian nightmare seems to never end! Please, can't you send me back to grad school?"

by Zelda Know-Itall August 26, 2005