Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good

"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

Pleaking

A word derived from a combination of peeing pooping and planking..pleaking is the act of balancing yourself between two adjacent walls in a rigid manner and letting your feces and urine fall casually to the floor.

Safety concerns over slippery floors has prompted restaurants in the area to adobt the "please no pleaking policy."

by please no pleaking October 2, 2014

pleading insanity

the greatest band that ever live the best metal ever heard

they rule they are the best

by lead singer January 20, 2004

pleading insanity

I'd have to say the best music I have ever heard. It's the only thing I listen to.

That band, Pleading Insanity, is fucking SICK stuff.

by Corey D. January 30, 2004

pleaking

Farting out of your penis.

Me: What was that Tommy?!
Tommy: Don't be afraid, it was just me pleaking.

by Cahcahminator February 11, 2014

Plegging

Pegging with a plague doctor mask.

"Do you think John will survive?" Martha asked.

"I don't believe he will, but I'm going to be plegging him with the long, metal nose of my mask," the plague doctor replied.

by AngelOfWrath December 25, 2018