platerism

the practice of taking someone else's restaurant order or meal ideas and passing off the selection as one's own, particularly when copying someone else's order after they have given it to the waiter or counter operator.

"Hey guy, I told you that was what I was going to order a minute ago, I call platerism!"

by DeadZedBaby November 1, 2015

Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.

Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together

by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011

Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.

"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"

by DNA test September 15, 2013

Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.

paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .

by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016

Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.

He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.

by Jaip October 18, 2018

holding patern

To wait, no action or movement.

Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.

by leadthrower September 1, 2006