When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose
“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020
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1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).
2.) Horseshit.
3.) Platypus shit.
In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).
2.) Horseshit.
3.) Platypus shit.
In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males
Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!
Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.
by Bambooboards August 1, 2008
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Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes.
Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures
Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus
Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus
by ak6126 July 19, 2009
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a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.
an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.
a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.
an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.
On the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish.
Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!!
Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet.
Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!!
Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet.
by neko_sama_dama February 6, 2010
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by Johnny bob999988885555 March 13, 2021
Get the Platypus mug.A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*
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Jamie received the forbidden platypus from Shane the other day, he enjoyed it thoroughly and even recorded it on tape for us to see.
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