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Platinum Digger

Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!
LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!
by Kronos! September 26, 2010
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Platinum Rule

The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.

It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."

The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.

The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
by Joreth November 1, 2011
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Bud Light Platinum

Bud Light but in a bad-ass bottle also referred to as Bud Light Fratinum. 6 percent ABV. Drink Less get more drunk.
Me and my bro were bored so we picked up some Bud Light Platinum and found some nappy headed hoes.
by Dr. huggy bear February 23, 2012
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platinum

when used in the phrase "go platinum", it means to sell 1 million copies of an album.
by d-shadow January 16, 2004
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Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.
Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!
by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008
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Phatinium

1)A combination of the element Pt being a rare metal with Phat
2)A Cool Metal
3)Pretty Hot and Tempting Metal
4)Pussy, Hips, Ass Tits coated in Rare Metal
5)A dense, malleable, ductile, precious, gray-white transition metal that is Pretty Hot and Tempting
6) On June 5, 2009, Platinum was worth $1263.00 per troy ounce (approximately $40.09 per gram). Thats Phatinium.
1) Dude that Phatinium is better than Gold!

2) Damn, she hot like Phatinium
by RonPar August 29, 2009
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Platinum Panther

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011
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