The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing
fucking here, we have a big coke can and a
hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our
history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!