The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge
meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few
bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our
history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!
Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller
skate team) disbanded because they didn’
t have enough players
Eh whatever man it’s not like they were
good anyways