plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything

Came back from the party and I was plapped.

by The plapper March 12, 2016

Plap

The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.

Dude, I heard your plap from out here!

by Scott Wawawawa June 30, 2005

Plap

Breast
The sound generated from a pair of breasts colliding - "Plap!"

Dude, check-out the plaps on this chick!

As she jogged through the park carelessly and without support, the plap-plapping of her sof breasts excited her in a way she never felt before...

by CorkyBobbler March 30, 2009

Plap

To fart out semen onto another person's face.

"My girlfriend spat spunk up my arse last night so i plapped fuck outta her"

"I'll plap you mate"

by Volkswagen November 26, 2007

Plap

When someone slaps a girl in the punani (vagina)

"im going to plap you!" -

"please no! it tingles!" -

by D..S. December 15, 2008

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 9, 2022

plaps

Bits of ugly fat hanging over the top of hipster jeans when someone squeezes into a size too small.
Most visible from behind, the unsighly bulges can be spotted in almost any pub or night club in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night, and sightings have been reported during the daytime too.
The hipster jeans are usually accompanied by a tight t-shirt which rides up to the narrower part of the body due to the width of the plaps, making them more obvious. The t-shirt may also be a size too small, although this is not always the case.

"I have to keep pulling my t-shirt down to cover my plaps."

by psuedonym April 15, 2005