plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)

The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)

by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

Pantera

A fucking kickass metal band that has, believe it or not, made a special appearance in Spongebob Squarepants' episode of "Pre-Hibernation Week". Fast ass drum beats and awesome riffs make up this band.

Fuck the world.
Fuck the mainstream.
Fuck the trend.

by Fuck Halo 2. November 5, 2004

Death Plane

Your death plane consists of the people you want to die.

My boss just made it on my death plane.

by Madfwef December 30, 2010

Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

Planet Awesome

A place where only the coolest of cool people come from. You must be of extremely high intellect, as well as mental & physical beauty to reside here.

Him: "You broads are all the same!"
Her: "Not me! I'm from Planet Awesome."

by Founder of Planet Awesome July 8, 2009

Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.

Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.

by user3684 April 29, 2012