Pitching Mound 

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

Pitching Mound by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

University of Pitching 

Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.

KC Coach: Where is Scalf?

Hendrickson: He will be here coach.

KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.

Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.

KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.

Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.

KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.

University of Pitching

University of Pitching by Tyler Hendrickson December 20, 2008

pitching a slider 

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.

Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.

pitching a slider by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010

White Flag Pitching 

Pitching that is so foreseeable and horrible, it's considered a surrender before the game even starts.

Considering the matchups in Toronto, I'll be happy as hell just take one of those games. One game is against Halladay, the other we have the white flag pitching.

Does Brian Cashman really think White Flag Pitching is an effective strategy to get the Yankees to the post season?

White Flag Pitching by A Baseball Fan August 3, 2009

Pitching & Catching 

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

Pitching & Catching by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

pitching wedge 

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

pitching wedge by Drew May 14, 2004

pinchin a high note 

the act of holding in piss, while at the same time forcing air out of your anus, the resulting note is extremely high, due to the pressure involved.

made funnier by squinting eyes and holding breath

Farter: *squinting with breath held lets out a slow high pitched fart*

Fartee: AHHHH HA HA HA HA

pinchin a high note by funzoooo April 25, 2005