Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

by Buckbeak August 6, 2010

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elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014

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pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

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pitch-in pride perker

pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.

Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"

Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.

Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.

by Mitchell man November 4, 2009

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