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pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!
I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!
by Xeg June 10, 2017
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Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.
"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"
by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018
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Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
by MTS73 August 25, 2010
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Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy
What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.
by Flynnard January 14, 2016
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hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy
I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.
by acockyone May 8, 2020
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Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.
"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"
by rapebaby May 1, 2021
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pstachio

The penis enlargement drug. Please don't be a retard, use with safe precaution and remove the shell before attempting to digest, thank you! Have a nice day.
Oi!, muda bish, would you look at the size of my tallywacker! *holding a bag of pstachios in one hand and faintly holding onto elongated penile in the other*
by shibbymill12 September 15, 2011
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