A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.
As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.
by alixDDD July 18, 2025
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When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.
"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."
" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you
" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you
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Get the Pillow pilates mug.“Dude, I heard Gary drank a 2 liter of mountain dew and passed out and woke up on the interstate.” “Average pink pilates princess behavior.”
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Get the Pink Pilates Princess mug.On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
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