pink eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis

You should stay home on the first day you have pink eye to prevent it from spreading.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005

pink eye suprise

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

by johnny lee January 18, 2008

Pink Eye Send Off

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.

She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.

by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007

Argentinian Pink-Eye

An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits

After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.

by Italian Beaver June 23, 2015

pinkee

what you would call someone especially awesome. a female who is the nicest, funniest, prettiest person you will ever meet.

guy 1 - "dude, she's such a pinkee!"
guy 2 - "wow, she has awesome written all over her!"

by chickenlittle woot August 29, 2008

pink eye party

A sociable event where everyone participates in the passing of pink eye

Yo Nigga Lets Head Straight To A Pink Eye Party..Thats Shits Crackin

by dasdfasdf January 6, 2008

Pink Eye

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.

Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!

by Josh March 9, 2005