Air Fingering

The act of giving a fingering gesture to women as you pass them, whilst making a squeeking noise as a suggestion of tightness.

Ben gave two 'birds' a good air fingering as we drove past. Leaving both birds confused yet satisfied.

by Clunge Bandito's June 25, 2009

fat-fingering

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.

I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!

by pentozali May 13, 2006

mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

Iced Fingering

The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.

Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."

Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"

by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015

Long Fingering Frank

A)To receive or be penetrated by a man or woman in a repetitive way with fingers in a sexual manner.

B)Having the only ability to use your fingers instead of your genitalia in a sexual manner for intercourse and foreplay.

"He came over and gave me a long fingering frank while I was sleeping, It was out of this world."

by mjp9348 October 29, 2018

mind fingering

A male's ability to sexual arouse a lady with one's mind...pioneered by Logan Mikyo Mclellan.

Im totally mind fingering that girl across the room, she definitely wants my balls now.

by Daupperle January 3, 2008

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016