Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.

I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.

by teknoshit June 12, 2018

harry pinero

HP like the sauce. Cmon man. Subscribe to Harry Pinero on Youtube.....or your breath stinks.

Yo man when will Harry Pinero post? His schedule been slacking

by bigbunda69 August 26, 2021

Pinewood overcoat

A pinewood overcoat is a coffin.

"Paul is wearing a pinewood overcoat after our last job."

by BWWC August 25, 2006

pinepoarch

Pinepoarch is a amazing young TikToker that makes edits of bellapoarch

Girl 1:Do u know pinepoarch?
Girl 2:yes shes my fp idol

by The annon pinepoarch November 6, 2021

pindostan

Sarcastic Russian term for America, combining "Pindos" (roughly the Russian equivalent of Gringo) with "-stan" (the Central Asian term for country), meaning roughly "Gringo Country."

Also seen as "Pindustan" to rhyme with "Hindustan"

"So the other day Pasha was walking around talking a bunch of shit about political freedom and self respect and I told him, bitch, you should never have spent your summer vacation in Pindostan, those dumb amerikos motherfuckers have filled your head with all that western khuynya."

by Bubba Cornflakes March 8, 2014

dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010