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pomosexual

1.someone that does not fit into other labels

2.NOT queer for assholes
3.god or something
person*:is pomosexual*
some idiot: EWWWWW YOU FUCK POMOGRANATES!?!?!?!
person: :(
by axo of the many August 10, 2022
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Impsexual

A sexuality that changes depending on what your partner (in a relationship) wants or needs
Jennifer changed alot to meet Sam's needs; she might be Impsexual.
by ReturnToAsh.txt December 29, 2022
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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Papsexual

To be sexuily attached to paper.
Tyler is papsexual and loves to fuck paper
by Dickhole0365 November 17, 2017
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Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep
Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual
by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020
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pisexual

When you think about sex every 3.14 seconds.
My girl is so hot she makes me pisexual.
by N8.Snow May 7, 2017
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Pomposexual

One that is unsure of saying hello to a Hippopotamus and therefore can only have an emotional relationship with himself because of the fear.
"Naaa, I don't wanna come on safari with you. Sorry."
"Geez, what a pomposexual."

Facebook Relationship Status: Pomposexual
by Manamoame June 30, 2010
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