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pimperish

That LCD Moniter is pimperish and off the chain.
by RAMSAY211 August 20, 2005
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God pimper

A tight ass who considers himself a paragon of moral virtue and is offended by others that engage in behavior such as smoking,drinking,cussing,rap music,tattoos etc.The tight ass considers it his godly duty to police and verbally admonish the godless offenders.
Watch what you say and do cuz here comes the God pimper.

Hit the bricks with your God pimping shit.
by PissOnPC December 24, 2008
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penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010
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Pimperfish

A car featuring a giant spoiler on the trunk (aka a fin), usually accompanied by all the other accouterments of a pimp mobile.
Drake's pimperfish was going 95 mph when he went through the low-clearance bar of the parking lot. Disaster ensued. Woulda made a good Fast n' Furious sequel, though.
by Not Bob Either February 24, 2010
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pimperipherous

Having the aura of a pimp at all levels and in all directions, and in all situations
Man, Jebidiah's game is most pimperipherous tonight.
by skeetmagnifique October 2, 2011
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pimpertine

A guy with a rotten pimp hand. Will sleep with just about any girl who falls for his tom foolery.
Did you see Pimpertine's digits? Don't get touched by the hand of Pimpertine!
by Andrew Baird October 25, 2006
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pimperishestnessity

Used as another form for any of the following terms:
-pimp
-pimper
-pimpish
-pimpest
-pimpness

Also can be shortened until you reach the suffix of your use. Such as: pimperish, pimperishest, etcetera.

Used to make one`s self feel cooler by using a long word.
"Usher is so pimperishestnessity."

"Those Jordans` are the pimperishest!"
by lonelyyxs0ul May 24, 2005
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