pilot

Overpaid cocky bus drivers of the sky. Very good button pushers, their favorite buttons are the autopilot,autoland, and autotakeoff.

"An airport! And where there's an airport there's pilots and where there's pilots there's booze" -Family Guy-

by ERAU Pilot February 09, 2005

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pilot

a glorified bus driver

tom brags about taking people across the world safely, but he's really just a pilot

by yummy bunny90 July 09, 2010

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PAKISTAN PILOT

An very kool job for all the cool kids who want to destroy India and be strong army

Random Kid: When i grow up, i will be strong army and destroy India. I WILL BE PAKISTAN PILOT
Evil dictator: WOW GRAPE

by YeezusChrist101 September 11, 2020

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Panic Pilot

Noun /'pænɪk 'paɪlət/

The mental state of doing activities out of sheer panic. Commonly found in students before a test. Often will result in actions like studying at 2AM or arriving at school two hours before a test.

"I ended up studying instead of sleeping this night and had a mental breakdown after it." Said a poor student.
"Going on panic pilot isn't good for your health and you know it!" Said the other student.

by DemiFlz April 02, 2019

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armchair pilots

Someone who gives expert advice and believes his opinion is always the best, despite never have flown or been in an aircraft before, except for his own aircraft on Microsoft Flight Simulator

1. "Hey did you see Dermy?"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"

by toivo1 April 02, 2014

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